The email game: Is there a human on the other side?

Sometimes I wonder whose sending me these emails of these gorgeous men with flattering "I want you" notices in my inbox. In fact, it's amazing how many of these I get from the dating websites I haven't paid money to sign with yet. Like all of them. The less money I spend, the more cute guys I get contacting me. I spend nothing, and I get *at least* five in my inbox a day! And rich, too!